Da move

So Alexis and I relocated to the ghetto this weekend right? Well, we are finally in and adapted to the gangster lifestyle, which is actually not so bad. Although, ebonics is not as easy to translate as one might think. Alexis keeps begging me to drop her Nissan Sentra and put some speakers in the trunk, but I just don’t feel like that is something we can afford right now. Fo real though…we love our new home and I can’t wait to show it off to my friends and family. The other day we made a trip to Wally-world and got some yard fixing up stuff. Alexis (my pregnant wife!) decides to put together our fertilizer spreader and fertilizes our yard. How cool is that?? She’s tough as nails…I'm proud. Anyway…if you want to come and visit our address is 1720 23^rd & Q. I will warn you though, this is not a safe side of town so you might want to pack some heat. You shouldn’t run into any trouble, but if so just say you’re here to see the Sparks family and throw up an E and yell “EAST SIIIDE!!!!”. Holla!

blogger...oh yeah!

I have so much to say, I just haven't got time to say it. Could I really be this busy? I had a GREAT spring break, Alexis and I are having a little girl (and we shall call her Amelia), God is good, and reality stinks...which is why i have to go! This is my little girl at 20 weeks...strike a pose Amelia

New Guy Syndrome...

I'm having so much fun with this blogging stuff! I made fun of my wife so much for getting into it, but now look at me...I'm spellbound! I realized you could write goofy little stories about how hard and unfair life is, but posting pictures and audios...Wow...life is so easy and fair now. Okay...I'm done. I'll start posting about serious grown up stuff from now on. NOOOOT!

"Hot Carl?"

I found this great site http://boredatuni.com that has the most random funny crap on it. Go to words to find out what a "Hot Carl" is. You can submit made up words or phrases (if you have any) such as, "Slam hammered it" ie, when your playing golf and you putt the ball so hard that it has absolutly no chance of going in the hole. Anyhow...if it dosen't take a lot to make you laugh you will probably enjoy it.
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